I’m writing this on my phone so it’s going to be brief. After getting no Thursday games right, I batted 1.000 on Friday games. Seth Davis went 3-5 so I’m better than the worst prognosticator on television so I feel good about myself.
Doug Gottlieb might actually be the worst. He tries to sound smarter than he actually is and even gets news wrong. “Done deal”? Indiana outsmarted all of the pundits and hired a coach that knows what an Elite 8 looks like. Besides, Indiana needs to move on from its past. Steve Alford is a memory of the Bob Knight era and the Bob Knight era keeps crapping on the present.
EAST
(4) FLORIDA vs (7) SOUTH CAROLINA: I’m convinced South Carolina is winning the whole thing. Matt Jones of Kentucky Sports Radio is a notorious blowhard and egomaniac. He proclaimed South Carolina was the worst 7-seed in the history of the NCAA tournament despite having a top-5 defense and the SEC Player of the Year. Well, I think that tweet will come back to haunt him. Also, Joakim Noah just got busted for banned drugs. This cannot go unnoticed in this matchup. I also cannot overlook Florida coach Mike White’s relationship with Duke AD Kevin White. If Florida wins then someone at Duke is happy. That disgusts me. PREDICTION: Frank Martin’s cold stare heads to Phoenix.
SOUTH
(1) NORTH CAROLINA vs (2) KENTUCKY: Theo Pinson was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain… the cobra died. Theo Pinson doesn’t dial the wrong number; you answered the wrong phone. When Theo Pinson turned 18, his parents moved out. Theo Pinson can kill two stones with one bird. Theo Pinson once kicked a horse in the neck; its descendants today are known as giraffes. Theo Pinson can delete the Recycling Bin…when Kentucky beat North Carolina earlier this season, Theo Pinson didn’t play. Every pundit claims the addition of Theo Pinson is like adding 13 Supermans to the Justice League. PREDICTION: Theo Pinson’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Theo Pinson. It wouldn’t matter though, he doesn’t have a game on April 1st.